yousaytomesetblackfires:

Somebody I Used To Know-Gotye (feat. Kimbra)

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

scienceyoucanlove:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

I believe these all (except the salmon, I think) apply to kitties

the-almost-doctor:

captainvonkummerspeck:

the-almost-doctor:

the red string of fate

is that a fruit rollup

no its the red string of fate

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[kingofthellamas]