all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. your mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

ideal couple alert


The fact that in the second opening Mamoru gets to go from standing in the front line with Sailor Moon to being shoved as far back into the background as possible to make room for the lesbians will never not be hilarious and beautiful.


The we should teach boys not to rape instead of teaching girls not to be raped argument is so weak. People aren’t told not to rape because it’s common sense, just like how schools won’t do a seminar on not murdering people. The problem with today’s sexual assaults is not…

more people need to appreciate dovekies






this has been a dovekie appreciation post

#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow


number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols


au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport


one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you


So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that


songs that make you want to take down the government, break the rules, and raise all kinds of hell. {LISTEN}

Uprising - Muse || Thiskidsnotalright - AWOLNATION || Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes || Bad Reputation - Joan Jett || This Is Gospel - Panic! at the Disco || Kiss With a Fist - Florence + the Machine || Ready Aim Fire - Imagine Dragons || Laura Palmer - Bastille || Demons - Sleigh Bells || Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore || Dust Bowl Dance - Mumford & Sons || Chandelier - Sia || Iron - Woodkid || Guillotine - Yadi || You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring