when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
I believe these all (except the salmon, I think) apply to kitties
the red string of fate
is that a fruit rollup
no its the red string of fate
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.